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जिंदगी तू आजमा ले जितना आजमाना हैं .. मैं हारने वालों में से नहीं बार बार निचे गिरा हूँ बार बार उठा हूँ और चला हूँ फिर चलूँगा, समेट के अपना विश्वास … तुने बार बार गिराके किया है अट्टहास और मैं भी बार बार गिर के मुस्कुराया हूँ शीशा ही नही टूटा, अक्स भी टूटा है । पत्थर किसी अपने ने बेरहमी से मारा है॥ जो जख्म है सीने पे दुश्मन ने लगाये हैं। पर पीठ में ये खंजर अपनो ने उतारा है।

There is ABCD of Zindagi . Let us see how it is possible.  Aitbaar, Bharosa, Chahat, Dosti, Enaayat, Faisla, Gum, Humdam, Intezar, Justuju, Khayal, Lamhe, Mohabbat, Narazgi, Umeed, Pyar, Qismat, Rishte, Samjhota, Tamanna, Udasiyan,  Virasat Wada, Xcuse, Yade  aur in sabse mil kar banti hai  Z=ZINDAGI. So Enjoy your Zidagi or life.

Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost, Rah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai Dost, Sharbat batakar daru pilate hai Dost, Par jo kuch bhi ho, Sale bahut yaad ayate hai. Dost kemat pani ki nhi pyaas ki hoti hai,  kemat maut ki nahi saas ki hoti hai, jis ke liye apne choad aaye hum, usko kaise samjaye ki kemat pyar ki nhi vishvas ki hoti hai. Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apne bas k bahar ki baat ho gai! Why Smile? It makes you glow. It makes others happy. It makes you look beautiful. Why Not Smile? Bolti hai Dosti chup rehta hai pyar Hasti hai dosti Rulata hai Pyar Milti hai dosti bicharta hai pyar Phir najane log kyon karte hain pyar. Bharosa Rako Humari Dosti Par, Hum Kisi Ka Dil Dukhaya Nhi Karte, Ap Aur Apka Andaz HumeAcha Laga, Warna Hum Kisiko Dost Banaya Nahi Karte. "ISHQ" aur"DOSTI" meri zindgi ka guman hai. Ishq meri ruh dosti mera iman...

1. Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai? Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai... Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? ... Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.. Doctor- To Kaminey! Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha? Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. An Engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother, prays to God... God says he will grant him ONE wish! Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands,in our new bungalow! God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Engineers... Engineers rock!   2. ek baar ek jail mein ek jailer kaidi se bolta hai...... jailer: kal tumhe subah 6 baje faansi di jaayegi......... kaidi starts laughing.... jailer: tum hass kyun rahe ho..??? kaidi: main toh subah uthta hi 8 baje hun 3.Interviewer: Let me check ur english tell me the  opposite of good.? Santa: Bad. Int...

Usko pani ki khushi me hum chalte gye rah me. Aag lagi thi humare khilaf uske daaman me. Rakh diya he humne ye dil mera uske aangan me. Fir bolti he k tu chala ja mera aangan se. Na pane ki khushi hai kuch, na khone ka hi kuch gam hai, ye daulat aur shohrat sirf kuch jakhmo ka marham hai, ajab si kasmkash hai roj jeene Ek dost asa chahiye jo hame apna man sake  Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake.  Chal rahe ho tej barish me fir bhi. Pani me se asuo ko pehchan sake Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai, pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain, kehte hai uss daur ko dosti, jisme dil se dil na jaane kab miljate hai Yaadon mein aap bhi khoye honge. Khuli aankhon se aap kabhi soye honge. Mana hasna hai ada gum chupane ki.....  Par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye honge aapki hasi badi pyari laghti hai, aapki hr khusi hmri lagti hai, juda mat karna kabhi dil se hume, qki jaan se bhi pyari aapki yaari lagti hai Aapko dil se juda kabhi hone nhi denge, aapko neene ...

Najane Kyun Aapne Muh Mod Liya Hai......... Kiss Tarah Fir Humse Rishta Tod Liya Hai......... Kya Ittna Dil Dukha ... Diya Hai Maine Aapka......... Joh Dheere Dheere Se Aap Mujhe Yaad Kerna Bhi Chod Diya....... When i say u i love u, i just asking u'r life to make mine complet. But this answer dosn't need u'r death! Pleas, live u'r life & let me live mine with u. Bcoz i can't live with out u as u may with out me. L O V E Is Just A Word Unless Someone Comes To You Along With The Meaning ... ak ladki or ak ladka car me ja rahe the ladki : ak letter ladke ko deti h ladka us letter ko rakh deta h ladka: ladki se bolta h mujhe tumse love nahi h m tumhe chod raha hu tabhi ak tej raftar wali car unki car se takra jati h to usme ladki mar jati h or ladka bach jata h ladka us letter ko padta h to uski ankho se aansu us letter par girte h kyoki us letter me likha tha ki jis din tum mujhe chod doge m usi din mar jaungi so its true love . Ter...

 45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya! Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai Jab Hosh Aaya Waja Poochi? Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha -Ek baar Gandhiji k head par baal aaye...Wo Barber ke paas gaye....Barber gusse me pucha"CUT karu ya COUNT karu? "Bapu vinamrata se bole..."COLOUR" karo!!!! Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?--- .1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam 2. Kaho naa bukhar hai 3. TB no 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. Hum blood de chuke sanam girl to baba ramdev:if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?? baba ramdev:narq mein jayegi tu girl:achha gr aapko kiss kroon to? baba:chlaak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai Principal asked PreM: Why r u late? all ur classmates came to d class on tym I rplied: "Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha Sardar- Aap to kahte the ki subha khelne se sehat thik rehti hai mujhe to koi farak nahi pada. Dr.- Tum kaun sa game khelte ho? Sardar- Mobile me saap wala! PR...

Wo Husn E Mujasam, kamal Os ki Aankhain.. Srapa E Muhabbat jamal Os ki Aankhain.. Mai jab bhi pochon Sawal Os sy koee.. Mujay Rooz deti hain tall Os ki Aankain.. Jo Baichay to dono jahan day k lay lon.. Wo chehra, wo Zulfain,wo Gaal, Os ki Aankhain.. Agar koee pochay k Dunya mai kya hai? To day ga Zamana Misaal Os ki Aankhain.. Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti Yaaro ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai Kholane se Pehle Botal Hilaayi Jati Hai Fir Awaz Lgayi Jati Hai Aa Jao Tute DiL Walo Yaha Dard-E-DiL Ki Dawa Pilayi jati hai Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar Ittefaaq se usi ko chah raha tha main Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko Jisko hawa se bacha raha tha main…!!! Teri yaadon ke chiragon ko jalaya har shaam, Teri baato ko seene Se lagaya har shaam, Maangi khuda se teri khushi ki duayein, Tanha baith ke haatho ko uthaaya har shaam Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane k...

Its time for some chutkule in hindi just visit folloing link and ready for laugh. Kids collections chutkule HIndi chutkule from jagaran junction Chutkule from webdunia Santa banta jokes