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 45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya! Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai Jab Hosh Aaya Waja Poochi? Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha -Ek baar Gandhiji k head par baal aaye...Wo Barber ke paas gaye....Barber gusse me pucha"CUT karu ya COUNT karu? "Bapu vinamrata se bole..."COLOUR" karo!!!! Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?--- .1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam 2. Kaho naa bukhar hai 3. TB no 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. Hum blood de chuke sanam girl to baba ramdev:if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?? baba ramdev:narq mein jayegi tu girl:achha gr aapko kiss kroon to? baba:chlaak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai Principal asked PreM: Why r u late? all ur classmates came to d class on tym I rplied: "Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha Sardar- Aap to kahte the ki subha khelne se sehat thik rehti hai mujhe to koi farak nahi pada. Dr.- Tum kaun sa game khelte ho? Sardar- Mobile me saap wala! PR