Fun and Entertainment From Bollywood World

1. Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai? Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai... Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? ... Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.. Doctor- To Kaminey! Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha? Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. An Engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother, prays to God... God says he will grant him ONE wish! Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands,in our new bungalow! God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Engineers... Engineers rock!   2. ek baar ek jail mein ek jailer kaidi se bolta hai...... jailer: kal tumhe subah 6 baje faansi di jaayegi......... kaidi starts laughing.... jailer: tum hass kyun rahe ho..??? kaidi: main toh subah uthta hi 8 baje hun 3.Interviewer: Let me check ur english tell me the  opposite of good.? Santa: Bad. Intervie

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