Joke of the day

1.
Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

...
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par
baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page
pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..
An Engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother, prays to God...
God says he will grant him ONE wish!
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands,in our new bungalow!
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Engineers...
Engineers rock!

 
2.
ek baar ek jail mein ek jailer kaidi se bolta hai......

jailer: kal tumhe subah 6 baje faansi di jaayegi.........

kaidi starts laughing....

jailer: tum hass kyun rahe ho..???

kaidi: main toh subah uthta hi 8 baje hun

3.Interviewer: Let me check ur english
tell me the  opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad.

Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Santa: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all this
Santa: Ok, now carry on all this.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja.bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Santa: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Santa: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra hayo rabba